5 Ridiculous Reasons for the Super Bowl Power Outage

What a Super Bowl!  The Raven’s were making mincemeat out of the 49er’s, setting records like a 109 yard Kickoff Return for a touchdown.  And then another record setting thing happened – the power went out at the Super Dome.  Here are my 5 (farfetched) reasons for the 35 minute power outage and delay of game:

1.  Oops, somebody at the Super Dome forgot to pay the Electric Bill!

2.  Some 49er’s fans decided to pull the plug on the game – literally!

3.  The Revenge of Alex Smith!

4.  This is how they do things in the Big Easy…

5.  Those nice people at CBS wanted to give us an extended bathroom break.

Hope you didn’t lose your cool or run out of beer.  You know what’s worth having?  A Super Bowl Victory is Worth Having!